Wow!! Its a little unbelievable i got excited about blogging, well... very uncharacteristic of me to pen down thoughts, people who know me well will agree with me on this, and will also be a little relieved as their ears will be at peace now. I'm probably better off at speaking (predominantly mindless sensibilities) than writing down thoughts.
This (blogging) seemed to me all very strange and wannabe, but then suddenly it made sense as to why all these ' so called wannabepeople' would sit and write their hearts out. We all have so many untrained/immature/unborn perceptions about the world and the way it functions. These need to be constantly expressed through some outlet or what would occur is called a 'brainblast*' . Well a 'brainblast*' is not actually a condition where the head explodes (for those who's level of IQ is below minus 100) but is an ailment in which people accuse and curse, their own and the worlds existence. Nothing seems right and everything that occurs in the persons life seems burdensome. The cribbing even goes to an extent that if the person doesn't shit on the usual time he does, he starts blaming the politician for it !! (the thought process is somewhat like this: had a late dinner the night before -------due to getting late from office -----got late due to the jam at the circle-----the jam was due to an accident-----the accident was due to bad driving-----the bad driving was due to authorities giving out licences for bribes (without conducting the driving test)------bribes are due to corrupt government officials accepting these monies-------monies are accepted due to politicians getting a cut from it-------then the conclusion dawns upon him that the whole fault is of the politician----). Thus he starts abusing the politician for shitting fifteen minutes later than his usual time. Thus i figured that an antidote to this 'constipation blame game' or the 'brainblast*' is blogging - let your thoughts flow.
One of the reasons why this needs to be explained is because, I was just beginning to have these symptoms. Thus since having saved my self from the condition, i hope others too realise the life saving properties of blogging and start being 'wannabe' today.... hallelujah......Amen
*copyright ali vasi
This (blogging) seemed to me all very strange and wannabe, but then suddenly it made sense as to why all these ' so called wannabepeople' would sit and write their hearts out. We all have so many untrained/immature/unborn perceptions about the world and the way it functions. These need to be constantly expressed through some outlet or what would occur is called a 'brainblast*' . Well a 'brainblast*' is not actually a condition where the head explodes (for those who's level of IQ is below minus 100) but is an ailment in which people accuse and curse, their own and the worlds existence. Nothing seems right and everything that occurs in the persons life seems burdensome. The cribbing even goes to an extent that if the person doesn't shit on the usual time he does, he starts blaming the politician for it !! (the thought process is somewhat like this: had a late dinner the night before -------due to getting late from office -----got late due to the jam at the circle-----the jam was due to an accident-----the accident was due to bad driving-----the bad driving was due to authorities giving out licences for bribes (without conducting the driving test)------bribes are due to corrupt government officials accepting these monies-------monies are accepted due to politicians getting a cut from it-------then the conclusion dawns upon him that the whole fault is of the politician----). Thus he starts abusing the politician for shitting fifteen minutes later than his usual time. Thus i figured that an antidote to this 'constipation blame game' or the 'brainblast*' is blogging - let your thoughts flow.
One of the reasons why this needs to be explained is because, I was just beginning to have these symptoms. Thus since having saved my self from the condition, i hope others too realise the life saving properties of blogging and start being 'wannabe' today.... hallelujah......Amen
*copyright ali vasi
:P i like this. Damn theres no traffic uphill in Lavale..
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